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Thursday, November 24, 2011

发克油!

这几天我大学宿舍都有缺水的现象
爽爽就开水给我们用,爽爽没事做就关掉水不给我们用,好像很好玩酱
玩你的屁股啦!发克(fuxk)油(u)!!!
你以为我们是谁?囚犯啊?!活在这里就像囚犯酱,来来来,是时候放监冲凉了,门一开,大家一窝蜂冲去冲凉!
现在冲凉,大便,小便都有时间限制,大家都在压抑的自己的大小便,告诉自己水还没来,不能放出来先。如果真的不能忍呢?怎么办?是不是你们这些所谓的宿舍负责人 admin一人吐一口口水帮我冲掉它?妈的,吃赛啦!
就连咳嗽的有痰,也只能往肚子里吞!‘发克油’啦!没有水怎样冲掉那些谈?你以为很好吞吗?!

嗨咯,我们住这里有交学费的ok!不是白住你的咯!收了人家钱又不给水人家用,你什么意思吗?

是不是你们那些坐在office里的,太空闲,没事做,天天你帮我打飞机,我帮你打飞机,一天打上百次,用完那些水了?!不要害羞啦,我们大家都是男人,做了就承认吧!让我奉劝你一句吧,打太多小心你精尽人亡咯~双双死在office里都没人发现

只会用那些烂理由,说什么有两个tangki啦,这个tangki太大,没有装满水的话就开放水给人用,什么水压力不够大啦,住第三第四楼的会不够水压没水用啦。。‘发克油’啦!你找鬼来相信你啊?!我才不理你这么多,这么差的tangki就不要买来装在大学宿舍啦,是不是那时候你安装的时候把那些钱吃光光了,没钱所以买个差一点的。。


coi一声,我如果真的在没水的时候太急大了便的话,我真的会把那些便一条一条撒在你office大门口咯!给你们闻闻看没水时大便的味道,看你们用什么来清洗!


Wednesday, November 23, 2011

DEBT #2

Still remember the DEBT #1 post?!
I put it as #1 last time,because there will be #2 and #3 and so on for sure :( and this time I am gonna blog bout the DEBT#2
Last time I had cleared the Digi's bill, and this time I had cleared the government debt! >.<

It was about a year ago,when I illegally parked my car in front of the TNB electric box at Kajang town,it was very difficult to find parking that time,and that time I wanna to go to bank to do some stuff. Never thought that the police at the Kajang town was so hardworking and efficient!I just left my car for AWHILE only,and when I came back to my car,I saw a saman paper being slipped to my car wiper there!really sui ar!!
I was quite hesitating at first whether wanna pay for the saman anot.But after 'consulting' my friend,he said he also kena last time,but he didn't go to pay for it. He asked me to calm down,no need bother bout the saman,just throw the paper away and he told me his 'theory' that those saman from Majlis Perbandaran no need to pay one,only those saman from the speeding in highway need to pay. He said until so real,so I just believed him loh~BUT I didn't throw the saman paper away la,I kept it.

After almost one year,suddenly my dad(who is the car owner,but I am the one who drive the car everyday XD) received a letter from Majlis Perbandaran Kajang and inside the letter,they said got what promotion la,need to pay RM20 only, then said need to pay ASAP before 8Dec,and if fail to do so,my dad will soon receive another letter which will 'invite' him to the court @.@

So my dad called me and asked me to go pay it ASAP loh~
aiz,should have paid it last time when I get it!If I paid it last time,my dad wouldn't receive the letter and he wouldn't know that I kena saman before :( spoiled my good good boy image
Shouldn't listen to my friend's theory!RUBBISH theory!


So I went to paid it 2days ago~~
My second debt had cleared now :)

p/s:I went to Kajang again today to fix my Bank Islam ATM card. This time I didn't park at those illegal parking side,I parked my car inside the parking box.BUT this time I didn't pay for the parking. When I came back to my car,I saw a white shirt guy holding a device on hand,looking at my car. I ran toward him as fast as I could,and as I expected,he was one of the MPKJ guys!phew~I was lucky!I apologized to him and drove my car away!If I was late for a second,I think he sure saman me again~
So the lesson of the day>>
DO pay for the parking
If so kiamsiap don't wanna to pay for it,DON'T drive to Kajang town,DON'T park there
The MPKJ guys there are all very efficient,not everytime you will be as lucky as me

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Gong Cha

I am gonna blog about bubble tea again loh,BUT this time no more CHATIME,enough of Chatime already,let talk GONG CHA :)

Yesterday I went out with one of my friend,we went to Mid Valley for movie,thought of watching 'Immortal' but he watched already,then thought of watching the chinese movie 'Legendary Amazon' but the time not ngam us,both of us were so desperate to watch a movie in order to kill our precious 2 hours,so at the end, we bought 2 tickets for 'Happy Feet 2',it was in 3D somemore leh!>.< each ticket RM19,aiz..the first experience of watching 3D movie gone like that liao,not much 3D effect pun~or I don't know how to appreciate it?!haha

let forget about the penguin Happy Feet movie la
let continue with the bubble tea Gong Cha :)
(forgot to snap a photo of it,until I finished drinking already then only I remembered~paiseh) 

The one I ordered was Earl Grey Milk Tea+pearl
erm,the price same with Chatime too,RM4.90 plus pearl extra RM1 so total RM5.90.The milk tea taste almost the same with Chatime,so the only thing to compare here is the PEARL!
The pearl in Chatime is more bigger in size,more chewy,elastic or in mandarin so called 弹性, and the its taste more sweet, but in Gong Cha the pearl is smaller in size,less chewy/elastic, and it taste nothing,plain plain jek~honestly got abit disappointed loh >.<
The only advantage of Gong Cha is,you no need to queue long long to order and get your drink.
No wonder the queue in Chatime always longer than the queue in Gong Cha

Will be my first and the very last time trying Gong Cha I guess
But I know I shouldn't criticized it till so bad,cause I just tried one of the bubble tea types,maybe the other will taste better..idk

p/s:btw,I just realized that the guy gave me a 50% sugar!He asked me how much sugar I want,I said normal sugar la,I thought normal sugar is 100% sugar leh~but anyway,50% sugar tasted not that bad also,erm,maybe 100% will be better since I like strong flavour food and drink :)

Friday, November 18, 2011

Meiosis and Mitosis

Next week my youngest sister will be having her SPM science paper
She said she wanna study science paper first while I am still at home (before I go back to KL),see if got any problem then she can still ask me.
Just now she was reading about the topic 'Heredity and Variation',and she was confused between meiosis and mitosis, so she asked me to teach her how to differentiate between the two.
*tada* this is the one.paper.explanation I made for my sister ^^
very easy to understand right?hehe,of course la!it was my creation leh!

BUT It was difficult to explain some parts,especially when I was explaining about the purpose of meiosis which is to produce gamete cells.But the problem was I didn't know how much a Form5 student know about human reproductive system,didn't know how to explain in the most suitable way cause it involved some sexual aspect.
So I asked my sister(in cantonese) :"baby怎样来的?"
She answered me(in cantonese) :"生出来咯"
Her answer gave me a big sweat loh >.<'''  couldn't estimate the rough idea how much she know actually.
Then I asked again:"do u know about sperm and ovum?"She said YES!
I was kinda relief that time,at least she knows about ovum and sperm,and I could start explaining with the both term.



After explaining to her,then only I realized it is difficult to explain something to someone else.
But I do hope that my explanation will help her understands more about the topic la.Hope that she can answer it if the question about meiosis and mitosis really come out in exam.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

GIBCA cooking oil

Today I went to Tesco Ipoh with family.
And guess what I saw there~It gave me a shock when I saw it!


Oh my gawdness!What is that yellowish white layer at the bottom of the oil?!
ewwwwwww!Really disgusting la!who dare to use it to cook o?!
Somemore this brand,what GIBCA,never heard it before pun~But can guess so la,MADE IN MALAYSIA what,that's why the quality is like that la >.< Don't know who will dare to buy it after seeing the white layer at the bottom there
With this kind of quality,it cost RM13.35! Unbelievable!The 'Knife' brand cooking oil (刀标油) which my mom using all this time also almost the same price only leh,around RM14~15 jek,but with better quality of course!

After seeing this,really abit scare of buying fried food from outside now, don't know what kind of oil they used to fry it!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Chatime @ Ipoh

Everybody is so crazy about Chatime (the Taiwanese Bubble tea)
So let blog about the Chatime la!!

Today I went to fetch my eldest sister back from working. On the way back, she asked me to fetch her to somewhere to buy bubble tea. I was wondering which bubble tea she was talking about.
When I reached the destination,only then I realized that actually there is a Chatime branch at Ipoh jugak! Not bad ar,Ipoh also got Chatime. Somemore there are more and more new things coming to Ipoh recently,such as Haagen Dazz and Overtime. But this time let talk about the Ipoh branch CHATIME :)

Currently there are three popular bubble tea companies in Malaysia, Chatime, Gong Cha and Ochado. But I just tried Chatime before,the other two I never try,will find one day to go and compare see see.
This was my second time trying out the bubble tea from Chatime. I still remeber I bought the red bean flavour milk tea during the first visit.
This time I bought Roasted Milk Tea and Hazelnut Chocolate Milk Tea, both with added pearl inside. Each cost RM5.90 (including pearl). The price quite reasonable if only you are living at KL,but definitely not worth at Ipoh! RM5.90 for a bubble tea at Ipoh is abit too expensive la,even when I asked my dad to guess the price,he guessed RM3.50 only >.< when I told him it was actually RM5.90, he was shocked and scolded us for buying it!haha..typical parent~lol

I bought the Roasted Milk Tea for myself. Personally I don't really like it. erm, it tasted abit weird la, it got a very strong seaweed taste!seaweed plus milk tea plus pearl,kinda weird la >.<  (NOT RECOMMENDED)
The other one Hazelnut Chocolate Milk Tea which I bought for my sister is better than mine. But still it tasted abit plain,the chocolate flavour not that strong, and I couldn't taste the hazelnut pun~It would be better if the chocolate flavour can improve abit. (maybe they put too much water already,idk)


p/s: I still prefer the Red Bean Milk Tea which I tried at the Mid Valley megamall there.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Student card~

Feel like wanna share something here
erm,promised my friend already that I won't post the photos up here,but......CANNOT la!toooo funny and stupid already!Must share it out!
(but I will edit the photos abit la,won't expose who is the friend of mine XDXD)
She sure will kill me if she know I post it here


The semi-transparent paper originally should be pasted nicely on the white card
I don't know how my friend made it!!but it sure need skill to really separate the WHOLE semi-transparent  layer from the white card without much damage~

I am wondering how my friend show the student card to the counter loh to enjoy the student price movie!
If I am the owner of the card,I sure no face to show it to other people! >.<

SHE GONNA HATE ME!!!!sorry >.<

看太多戏的后果。。

我想该是时候要update update 下我的部落格了

今天已是我放假的第4天了,这4天我的是在家吃喝,但没玩乐咯,不太想出门。

所以我从昨天一早就开始追戏,追看最近(其实不是最近啦,蛮久了,但我到现在才有时间煲)最红最 hit的法证先锋III!
猜猜我用了几天来看完24集呢?
我妹妹讲我有点恐怖,只用了1天半追完!有这么恐怖吗?我的最高纪录是一天看17集呢!这次有点逊色了~不要看小我哦!我追起戏来真的不是人样!一整天就坐在电脑前面看看看,就连吃饭都是拿着饭碗在电脑前面继续看,看到不会冲凉,离开座位的时候就只有小便吧~

次次看香港TVB连续剧,次次都会有股冲动要剪戏里面的一些发型!
就好像这次,我想要剪想他那样,两旁边都剃到隐约见头皮,然后上面留长,用头油把那刘海跟头顶的头发通通都梳去后面!很有型吧!
但很可惜!!以我现在的头发长度没有可能剪到! >.<

相信你们都有看‘那些年 我们一起追的女孩’吧!
我也有看!结果也是看了戏里面的男主角剪了个阿兵哥,超帅的光头发型,我也傻傻的跟着剪

剪之前犹豫了一阵子。。但最后还是剪了!剪了之后有点后悔,我姐说侧边看蛮好看,但前面看就有点不是那么好看。。都怪我冲动!明知道偷大又有点四方,还是要试。后悔了。要等它长回都要两三个月吧。。。
暂时就只有我家人看过我那‘超帅’的发型。
暂时还没有自拍照片放上网给人看,想给我大学朋友一个大惊喜!哈哈
好像头发生快点,过年时可以剪法证先锋III里面的那个发型啦。。。

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

JOGOYA's Student promo

For all the buffet lovers out there, here got one good news for you all
JOGOYA is having a new promotion again!
after the 'couple buy 1 free 1' and 'gentlemen buy 1 free 1' promo from last month October, now there is a new promo awaiting you! (if only you are still a young and fresh student like me loh)
Yup,it is only for STUDENTS >.< sorry for those who is working and no more studying la,erm I guess you need to show student card in order to get this promo this time. So get prepare with your student ID la!
(erm,the term and condition abit too small,cant see clearly,I think you better refer to Jogoya FB's group page la)

In my opinion,it is worth to go and try once la if there is promotion
RM60.30 nett per pax quite reasonable as the food provided there quite nice,sushi not bad(but not advisable to eat too much as the rice will make you easily get full), the coconut is a must!plus or minus red or white wine(erm,student shouldn't drink so much!!), and my all time favourite- the cakes and desserts!!!!
Thinking about it also made my saliva drooling out already. awwww


p/s:Now only I notice,actually there is promotion for every month!Last time during September also got,October also got, now this one from 18 of Nov until end of this year so many promotions!suddenly feel like the 'special card' I am holding now was kinda useless...cause now everyday also promotion already~sob sob

-useless card-

Monday, November 7, 2011

DEBT #1


DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN MORE ABOUT THIS?!
I told ya in the previous blog post ,my life is full of DEBT!
DEBT this..DEBT that..
FINALLY after owning DIGI for 2months plus,I had cleared the debt!It cost me RM66 leh!so d*** expensive leh! (puke blood)

I will never ever 'bong chan' Digi again!herg

One debt cleared already~
still got a few more to be cleared soon :(

By the way, I just borrowed $$ from my elder sister today
One debt cleared,but came another new debt
This was how I talked to her this morning:
"erm,can borrow me money ar?I can't overwithdraw $$ from my Maybank account leh,because everymonth the bank statement will be sent to home one,mom sure notice and scold me gea,cannot let her know bout it.."
and I told her I am going to the ZARA warehouse this coming Thursday,that why I need money urgently (such a honest brother I am)

Hope that there won't be many things to buy la at the ZARA warehouse there this coming Thursday. If not later I '借卖借卖都唔够洗'

Saturday, November 5, 2011

WAREHOUSE

 SALE SALE!!!!
I saw this poster in Facebook few days ago, and I was so anticipating for it!
BUT....
Even the FATE also fooling around with me :(
 I thought my exam will end on Thursday (10//11/11)
So, I thought I will be able to grab something on Friday (11/11/11)
Thought is thought, but the reality is that my exam ends on FRIDAY!
somemore on Friday,I got alot of things to do,meeting la..home visit la..etc
How to go for the sale?!
Then Saturday morning go back to Ipoh hometown already 
So depressing leh!!

ello!It is ZARA and PULL&BEAR leh!
walao,normally the price also can see cannot buy one,so damn expensive gea
this is the time to grab them with cheaper price leh!
BUT everything is screwed up by my stupid exam loh
I told my friend:" this time no $$, die die also will dig some money out and buy something'

By the way,I hate people asking me where is Jaya One now
(since I can't go,I won't let other know where is Jaya One also)very bad izit?!bluek

p/s: I am still hesitating whether wanna go on Thursday anot (the day before my exam),will I fail my exam?!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

New blog?

I am going to change to a new blog,erm,perhaps next year onward...(not sure yet)

Reason of changing it because I am no longer using the old email address already
I am using the new email address for MSN,mailing,twitter,Google+....
almost everything EXCEPT for this blog still using the old email address!
So mafan to use 2 email address together especially when I am using Google Chrome as my browser, when I open my blog (with the old email address),Google Chrome will automatically set my old email as the main Google Account. After that,I cant open my Twitter,Google+,Hotmail,etc as I need to sign out from the main Google Account first,then only can sign in with the new account :(

Super mafan...(haha,I think you wont understand the condition unless you are having 2 email address and facing the same problem with me)

Sunday, October 30, 2011

No More CONSTIPATION

Today is the happiest day in the past 1 week!

Why? Why? Why?
Because after 6days of constipation, FINALLY today I got the urge to go toilet to do the 'big business'!!
The feeling of letting the poo-poo out from my rectum and anus was so great!
I was smiling while sitting on the toilet bowl while the poo-poo came out one by one just now 
Felt so congested with feces inside for the past 6days,so dirty and so not healthy at all >.<

I am gonna say byebye to CONSTIPATION liao!

p/s: sorry for being crappy with poo poo these days.abit disgusting I guess

Saturday, October 29, 2011

SICK

I AM SICK ALREADY!!!

Karma really does exist!
I always laugh my friend
'yerr why u so weak gah,so easy get sick one...'
'u see me,never get sick one..'
'why u always get mosquito bite gah? (when I friend get dengue) see I got no mosquito bite at all'

This time really jialat liao,it's my turn to be laugh le >.<
Already on antibiotic, hopefully the fever and cough won't get worst la
I even opened 2 packages of Millennium 千禧全 to drink (hopefully it will help la)

let see how tomorrow...see whether the symptom will get better anot..
I DON'T WANNA GET SICK :(

Friday, October 28, 2011

我接受唔到咯

谁是世界上最假惺惺的人呢?

我大学里就有一个

就好像上次酱那个人明明是故意来向我收钱的
故意来到我家,但第一句话
“eh,看到你真好,令我想起一件事,就是要跟你收钱”
收完钱后掉头就走
如果真的是看到我才想起的话,酱你来我家就肯定是要找别人或有其他事做啦
明明就是故意来找我收钱,但却扮到刚巧遇见我
真的有够厚面皮咯!!

算啦。接下来这个更加经典
刚刚我在朋友房间里谈天,忽然看到他跟我朋友在Facabook上聊天
刚好我们想起他刚刚买了新手机Samsung Galaxy SII
我朋友就假假问他好用吗那个新手机
他既然回答:“ 当然好用啦!但还是不必你的iPhone 3GS 好咯!” (我朋友用着3GS)
瓦老!酱的一个骗话都说得出口!如果我朋友用着的是iphone4 或 4S 的话,他酱讲可能还能接受咯
真的厚面皮到!擦鞋可以擦到酱!我都是第一次见!

我接受唔到咯
为什么会有这种人的存在?!

FML

Feel like my life is being fucked up!

Why so bad luck recently?!did I step on any dog shit recently?!
screw you whoever let your stupid dog simply shit on the floor and let me step on it without I realize bout it!FUCK u!

Few months back,I changed my Maxis line to Digi, using the same old number,changed for 2 months then regret and changed it back to Maxis
I thought changing to Digi will save move credit
BUT the when the bill came after the first month,it charged me RM80 plus leh!
I thought maybe that time I called or sms-ed alot,so I tried for another month,the second month bill came again and it showed RM65!
walaoeh,when I was using maxis,maximum I used RM45-50 per month only leh!So I decided to change it back to Maxis loh
I paid for the first month,but I ignored the second month bill.
I didn't get any warning or notification from Digi asking me to pay for the bills for the next 3 months, I thought I successfully escaped from paying the bill already
BUT few days ago,I get a call from the Digi,and they asked me to pay the RM65 within this month!
aiz...at the end,I still need to pay for it!it is inescapable I guess...


Then suddenly just now I received a call from my dad
( It is odd to receive call from my dad,if he calls me,sure got something bad happen already)
He told me that he receive a saman letter from MPKJ and the letter mentioned I illegally parked my car at a non-parking area at Kajang town area during LAST YEAR DECEMBER!
what need to pay it now la,got promo la now,just need to pay RM20 for the saman,need to pay before 8/12/2011 la,etc etc....
I thought saman from Majlis Perbandaran no need to pay one?!
I knew I kena the saman,and I got the saman slip too last year, but I ignored it cause I really thought it was okie to ignore the saman @.@
aiz...no doubt it is quite cheap now,RM20 jek mah,so cheap,go and pay only loh~
So bloody poor this semester!even daily living expenses also need to depend on my mom already!
with my current financial situation,I dont know where to dig the RM20 out leh!wei,I can survive 2 days with the RM20 leh!

Now RM65 for digi+ RM20 for saman= RM85
I think I need to sell my body already to pay for them :(
come come,lelong lelong...who wanna buy my body?!

MONEY MONEY MONEY
I really hope that there is durian runtuh now,hit my head also nevermind as long as got money

HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE FOR THE FOLLOWING 2 WEEKS BEFORE HOLIDAY?!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

便秘 篇

读书无可否认的真的是可以增广见闻
但有时读得越多,知道越多,也不见得是件好事
为什么这么说呢??

这几天,如果没记错,今天已经是第四或第五天没大便了!!!
是怎么了??是 intestinal obstruction ‘肠胃阻塞’ ?(是酱翻译吗)
这所谓的肠胃阻是件很大件事咯!可分为大肠或小肠阻塞
如果是大肠的话,症状就是先不能大便,粪就会累积在肠里面,时间久了,肚子会变涨变痛,最后会呕吐
如果是小肠的话,先会呕吐,肚子变大变疼,最后才不能大便。。
严重的话还会 intestinal perforation 呢!!!就是肠穿孔!(哈哈,也是乱乱翻译过来的)

我已经有四五天没大便了!
但没有呕吐,肚子暂时没变大或变痛。。。症状就好像大肠阻塞酱,怕怕
但还好有很多屁放!这几天单单一个早上就放了十多粒炸弹了!这证明了没真真阻塞
如果真的 intestinal obstruction,那是连屁都放不出leh
放了很多屁,但粒粒都是暗屁!哈哈
对不起啦,我不想的,但就是很控制不了

这几天我明明都有吃菜,喝满多水的啊,为什么会大便不出呢?
明天在没有的话,就真的要吃‘泻药’ 了。。。
大便不出的感觉好辛苦,很不好受。。。
我终于明白那些有便秘的人的感受了

My Deepavali Dinner

Yesterday was Deepavali
I wish all my Indian friends enjoyed their celebration yesterday~

I did enjoy my devali also!and I get a free treat for yesterday dinner too!
yup!a free treat AGAIN! XP

We went to somewhere near Damansara there, dined in a restaurant named 'Mezze'
I ordered Carbonara spaghetti, and according to my friend, it is the best Carbonara spaghetti in the town!
Don't ask me to comment of the spaghetti,I just know how to eat only,but it really tasted nice!worth to try :)

After the main course,it was dessert time!
The desserts we ordered (which I had forgotten the name),were nice too!
But too bad, we just ordered 3 desserts for total of 8 of us :(

Actually the main purpose we went there was to DRINK!
We opened 1 bottle of red wine and another 2 bottle of white wines
They commented alot on the wines, what this taste sweeter,that taste fruitier~looked so PRO!
but for me,I just know how to drink jek,drinking wine like drinking water,don't know how to differentiate
and I drank alot too!haha,didn't get drunk,but started to get abit headache after drinking 6 glasses.

Guess how much we spent there yesterday for total of 8 pax
We spent RM709 leh for 8pax!!!
My jaw dropped once I saw the bill!the most expensive bill I ever seen in my whole life!
(aiyo,is like that one mah,my family not so rich pun,somemore I am still a student,where got so much $$$ to eat such expensive food jek?!)
I wonder,will I spend like that after I start working??izit normal to spend like that after people started to work and have money?!too much for me la
but all my friends seem to be okie with the price,didn't get shock~I suppose it is normal then haha
thank god my friend paid for me yesterday night,if not I sure need to tie my stomach up for the next 1 week @.@



Friday, October 21, 2011

一场可怕的梦!

警告!!不想囧的话,最好不要继续读下去!
赶快离开此页!不然后果自负 :)

相信我们大家(包过在读着的你) 都有过一些奇奇怪怪的梦
还记得吗?当你还小的时候,为什么会尿床呢?
有些就是不知不觉尿了出来,然后尿到一半觉得湿湿的,就醒来才发觉原来尿床了
但有些就没那么简单啦。。。哈哈
就好像我还记得我小时候,发梦梦见我很急尿,冲着去厕所,开开心心的小便
小下小下,觉得不对经!!!做么我的双腿湿湿的!
就是那时候忽然从梦中惊醒过来!哎呀!尿床了!
就酱一场尿尿梦变成了尿床~~~
我相信很多人都有过吧!不要骗我没有咯~

今早,类似的梦发生了!回想起真的觉得好恐怖!!!生平第一次!比梦见鬼还可怕呢!!
梦见的不是我去尿尿。。。
梦见的是我去大便!!!!!
我还记得我梦中大便大到很顺畅,还大了很多很多~
但是,最后没在梦外大出便来啦!如果不是的话我就惨了!
我本来不记得我发过这个大便梦
但因为我今早醒来时忽然肚子痛,飞去厕所大便,大到一半才忽然记得有过这么一个梦!哈哈
我真的想象不到如果在梦外真的不小心大便了,会是怎样的呢??
有人试过吗??来来来,跟我分享一下!哈哈

P/S: 我真的真的没在梦外大便!!!不要乱想。。哈哈

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

FINALLY I CUT MY HAIR!!!!

I still remember the very last time I had my hair cut was during the Raya week,which was around 31August like that la~
It was like SIX WEEKS leh I didn't cut my hair!
my hair really like sarang burung!even when I told the person who cut my hair today that it had been 6weeks,she dropped her jaw big big looking at me!

yalo,what to do,busy + no $$$ mah,so if can wait,mah wait till really ugly then only go cut loh~
until today,I really beh tahan with my messy hair already,so I drove my car out to a shop name 'e3' at Kuchai Lama (recommended by my friend)

erm,overall the haircut was nice!the service was great!
ESPECIALLY the massaging part during the hair wash!so comfortable~super like the shampoo girl's massaging skill! 
they charged RM35 for a senior cut plus wash (not bad la)


This hairstyle is different from the one spiky type I had before
quite nice,but the styling part was difficult!!!!
after I back to my room, I quick quick went to take shower and tried to style it myself
BUT as what I predicted,I had difficulty to style it back! :( 
FIRST attempt FAILED---> bathed again
SECOND attempt FAILED---> bathed again
THIRD attempt...erm,considered ok la,lazy to go shower again


haiz...how??
nice??but I felt like it is abit different leh from the stylist styled for me 

p/s: but this hair, if didn't style it up, it looked super funny n weird or ugly, so from now on,I need to style my hair whenever I go out liao~

Monday, October 17, 2011

黑糖tofu fah

Just now my junior buddy suddenly sent me a message

"hey, buddy,are u in K17 (my hostel)?u free?"
"I got something for u :) which block are u in? see ya in 15 min ya"
"buddy,can you come out now? "

when I reached,she gave me this~
so sweet of her!it had been long time I didn't try tofu fah already!
My supper tonight!ate till my heart also sweet sweet :)
but too bad,eat till my tummy big big liao now,cant go to bed

by the way,this is my first time trying 'black sugar'黑糖 tofu fah
normally I will order 'white sugar'白糖 one,but so surprisingly 黑糖 not bad also leh~
or maybe because it is from my buddy,that's why it tasted nicer :P

To my buddy Jacklyn and also my friend Weihan

Yesterday was my 6th year buddy convocation!
yeah!she finally graduated already!
so envy her la,when I saw her with the jubah on,thinking when will it be my turn to wear it leh >.<
still got another 2 years to go before my turn :( a long way to go
my buddy line bought her a watch (initially wanna buy a purse for her one,but too expensive,so changed to watch)
but the funniest part is I.DONT.KNOW.HOW.THE.WATCH.LOOKED.LIKE!
my small buddy wrapped it already once she bought it,never show me pun =.=
waiting my buddy to open the present and snap a picture of it and post it onto Facebook let me see

I told my small buddy: wei,next time I dont want flower,I dont want bear bear,I just want present ar!dont waste money on flower okie,save all the money and buy a HUGE present for me!
haha,very thick face izit??
somemore I said I will let them know what I want when the time comes!:P

Happy Graduation again to u,buddy Jacklyn!

p/s: btw, HAPPY CONVOCATION to u too ONG WEI HAN!!!!!!!!

hope you will read this by any chance~~can't tag you here like facebook,see you got luck anot loh! XD
sorry cant attend to urs paiseh,but anywhere,hope you enjoyed it,I am missing you and the gang already :(

(hope joonheng wont mad of me by cropping his head out! muahaha)

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Donating RM1 again

Why the title is 'Donating RM1 again leh'?? haha,please refer to this post la
haha,everytime I donate also donate RM1 only,abit stingy right?! (lolz,paiseh)

(should have blogged bout this 2 days ago,but too busy these few days,so postponed until now loh~)

there is a charity running now named 'Truly Loving Company's Promise Me' campaign in Nuffnang
Which aiming to raise RM20000 for Ruman Aman, which need a replacement for their worn-out, 15year old electricity wiring and lightning breaker system.

It is a easy way of donating if you are a member of Nuffnang
(and of course you need to be sure that there is credit inside your Nuffnang account la before u donate,AT LEAST RM1)
what you need to do is just by clicking agree to donate the amount of credit which u wish to donate (from the minimum of RM1)
In my case, my Nuffnang account got total of RM26.32 before I donate
I had decided to donate RM1 only (you can choose to donate RM1, RM5 or RM10)
then tick the acknowledgement box there,and press the 'Submit' button
After submitting, a new page will come out and it will show you the amount you still have inside your Nuffnang after donating.
Just that easy only la,so feel free to go donate la if you do have a Nuffnang account!
somemore this is not using your 'actual' money pun~this $$ is what you earned from people clicking the advertisement in you blog mah, you no need to take even 1 cent from you wallet pun~

It is not the matter of how much you can donate,but it is the matter whether you willing to donate anot
I know that RM1 is not any HUGE amount, but let say if there are 20000 ppl donating RM1, then there will be RM20000 loh~

By the way, help me to click on the ads la in my blog, need to earn back the RM1 leh to earn more so that I can donate more mah XD

Monday, October 10, 2011

Love you like a love song

I am currently falling in love in this song :)
I didn't know that this song is from Selena Gomez one,I just listened to it through radio
Until yesterday my friend posted it on facebook,then only I knew it
honestly I am not Selena Gomez's fans loh,in fact,I got a little bit dislike her (partially due to his bf la haha,I am anti-JB loh btw)
I don't know whether I will still like this song anot if I realized she is the singer at the beginning LOL

 

Enjoy bah~~

Saturday, October 8, 2011

恶梦一场

今天是星期六,本来以为可以睡到自然醒
但却给一个恶梦吓醒了,早早7点就把我吓醒
要知道内容吗?

在梦中,我还记得我是要出席一个大学宴会的
但我自己衰咯,为了省油不要驾车..
然后又看到有辆大学巴士没有关门,也没有人在里面,又刚好车里插着巴士锁匙
就有想偷驾那辆巴士的想法!结果我真的去驾了!

我还记得当时的我好兴奋,想不到我会驾巴士呢!
到达了目的地,看到有好多人哦
但忽然间有几个人栏着我,喊我下车
问我是谁啦.为什么驾巴士啦.有问过巴士主人吗.bla..bla..bla..
问到我开始怕了,说我没得到允许偷巴士,这个那个...

不久后我看到我的senior们都上巴士了
大家都来讨论如何惩罚我,有些还说不要给我考大考啦,要我流学多一年,读多一年!
瓦老!吓到我...简直把我从睡梦中吓醒!
怕怕!醒了心还在跳的很快

还好是个梦吧了...
我还记得在梦中我还有算如果我真的被留学的话,那我就不是要2014才可以毕业!
我不要!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Free treat at Jogoya!

(must read til the end okie :P)

My friend said I always get treat from others leh
got meh?!where got always jek??
Just once in a blue moon jek mah haha,so please don't envy with me la.
somemore I am 'pokai' now,of cause need people to treat me la :(


This was where I went yesterday night loh
Get a treat from my friend for a dinner there!

woolah!is JOGOYA!
aiya,dont be jealous la if you are reading this now,now got promotion la
just go with ur love one,couple got BUY 1 FREE 1 promo now!
if no couple then bring anyone also can la (same sex?!) as long as you both admit you are 'couple',then off you go 50% off! (I don't think they will chase you away if 2 guys pretending to be couple kut)

still remember the post HERE which I said I was invited to the gathering organized by the Jogoya's Facebook,which I get the BUY 1 FREE 1 voucher?? 

YUP!Yesterday I was using the voucher for the very first time!
was going there with my friend and his family,and he paid for me!muahaha...
(the weird part of the whole thing was they were actually going there for his mother's birthday celebration gea!haha,I was an extra there to hold camera loh and helped to sing a birthday song together too)
I ate like there is no tomorrow!ate for 1 hour and 45min non stop!!!kept on inserting things into my mouth jek~(since it was free what :P)
drank a glass of red wine,ate LOT of the cakes there!and of course the Haagen Dazs la!! and many many things there :)
I still remember the last time I went there for dinner was 2 years back, that time there was only Haagen Dazs, but now there is New Zealand ice cream also!Yet still prefer Haagen Dazs more!

(Photos will be uploading ASAP after I get them from my friend)

p/s: Oh ya!btw,the voucher I am having is UNLIMITED voucher!can be used as many time as you want!haha,so whoever wanna go eat,can ask me la, but the condition is that the owner of the voucher must be there in order to use it,so terpaksalah,must eat with me!hahahaa (and if can,treat me as well la :P)

Chatime

Chatime...

hmmm...FINALLY I tried it yesterday!
My first time trying it and I swear I wont be getting another one in the future!

the experience was really bad loh!
I never thought that buying a cup bubble tea jek (must add a 'jek' to emphasize it) also need to wait 15mins leh!WTF (maybe because that time there were too many ppl waiting for it too,but it is SLOW!!!)
really so nice meh??maybe is nice for trying it at least once la cause of curiosity.
last time my friend said:"WHAT?!you never tried Chatime before?!!!you must be kidding me!" (that why I tried it this time)
BUT for me sure no next time already,sorry Chatime,u cant earn from me already 

Yesterday I went to Mid Valley,FIRST time leh I took the KTM to Mid Valley since after I brought my car to KL :) and the luck was with me!there was no delay of the train!so surprisingly,not like what my friend always blog about how stupid KTM la,always delay la,this la that la...haha apparently you need to have some luck la if you wanna take KTM
Didn't bring my bottle with me since I was not driving (normally I will take the bottle with me if I drive,so that I can drink whenever I am thirsty in the car). So damn thirsty leh for the whole journey,once I reached Mid Valley, I was wondering what drink should I buy leh..and the first thing that came into my mind was bubble tea!

Tell you guys secretly la,I never tried any bubble tea loh before this! (I meant Chatime and Gong Cha la,those cheap cheap one from pasar malam one of course I tried before la lol)

This was the very first time I wanted to try it so much leh!so i walked to the Chatime there and lined up for my turn lo..
looking at the menu there,so many type of bubble tea to choose leh.But the one that caught my attention was the Red Bean Milk Tea,so I ordered it loh~
(a SMALL cup of milk tea only leh also cost RM5.90!OMG!super expensive!)
I was so anticipated for it once I done my payment,the cashier asked me to wait at behind there.So I waited...waited..waited..waited.........
I waited so damn long leh to get my red bean milk tea!roughly 10mins like that!

So sedap meh?!alah,it was just a typical milk tea loh,plus some pearl and red bean in it~~
I don't know why so many people fancy with it loh @.@ maybe I am not a bubble tea super fans gua~
If let me to choose,I would rather used the RM5.90 to buy a SNOWFLAKE loh,at least it is more satisfying loh for me..

Friday, September 30, 2011



我终于说出来了,会后悔吗?
伤心的上个星期伤心完了。。
哭的也哭完了,没有泪可流了
刚刚说出口没有什么情绪波动,可能是预料之内的事瓜


希望你会找到你的幸福
永远快快乐乐

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Enemy~

I am wondering whether he knows tmr there will be an extra class for some briefing at faculty anot leh...

Hopefully he still blur blur don't know about it la

Hopefully there is nobody telling him bout the extra class la

Hopefully he won't be appearing tmr la :)

I sound so bad izit??

Yup!I admit it!I am bad but to particular people only!

Just like today,again,I purposely didn't tell him bout where and when was the class,but so sad,the doctor 'fong fei gei' us,so at the end there was no class,no different pun for not telling him~
lolz, BUT if the doctor didn't 'fong fei gei' us,then he wouldn't be there and couldn't sign for the attendance leh!then I will be laughing inside my heart loooo~~

I am so meant right XD

but what to do,this is my principle!
I won't be doing good to those who treating me badly!Don't care bout karma or no karma,as long as you are my enemy,I will treat you like that!

Sunday, September 18, 2011

制水记

发啦!无端端整个大学宿舍没有水来!
真的很过分咯!
大学这么多人,个个用口水抹屁股冲凉啊?!
还有报告说要制两天leh!瓦老,要怎样办呢?
刚刚从faculty冲凉回来, (整个大学就只有那边有水罢了)
走去要5-10分钟,走回来又要5-10分钟,这一趟冲凉真是来得不易啊...

制水制两天,明天也不例外咯!
明天一大清早6.30就要赶巴士去医院,哪里有时间去faculty冲凉哦
真是要了我的命!逼我刚才从faculty扛了半桶水回来,好辛苦哦!
但为了要刷牙洗脸梳头也没有其他办法了 :(
幸好我聪明,只装半桶水罢了,扛半桶水都要了我的命
如果一开始把整个桶都装满的话,我看我已经死在半路了

水啊水,快点回来啦。。。。我不能没有你
大便小便都靠你leh :(

Sunday, September 11, 2011

I had enough of it already!!!!

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
why wanna to torture me like this?!
I.CAN'T.LIVE.WITHOUT.INTERNET.CONNECTION.ONE

I don't know why everytime when new students coming in,the internet sure will down one @.@
so cheap one!We paid for it de ok!!!!!
can't complain much la if the internet is slow,but warafak,no internet available is totally unforgivable!

please la don't torture me anymore,please repair it by tmr pleaseeeeeee

Today whole day no internet already killing me
Don't know what will happen to me if there is another few days life without internet :( :(

Saturday, September 10, 2011

my 2nd visit to JOGOYA ^^

This weekend kinda happening to me!

First,pokai because of the UNIQLO promo on Friday (refer to this post)
Secondly, I was invited to go for a light meal at JOGOYA!!!!!!
so lucky leh being the choosen one!It was actually an activity organized by the Jogoya's Facebook page,to gather the Facebook fans for a simple gathering

the gathering started at 12.30pm and end around 2.30pm like that
we had photo taking session with the founder of the Jogoya, Mr Jiang Zhen Nan (dont know got spell wrongly anot hehe), lucky draw session,and also a FREE light meal from Jogoya!


erm,the meal was not so 'light' actually,haha,I refilled many times already!
walao!the dessert was superb!I like the cake provided from them!!!!!!!
This was my second time to Jogoya,and the cake still my favourite there :)

We also get a souvenir from them,a pair of Jogoya's chopstick 
you all sure thinking there "yerrr,so cheap gah,just a pair of chopstick only ar?!"
Let me tell you something which will make u shock!There is another mysterious GIFT from them
Did you still remember the photo taking session with the Jogoya's founder,we will get the photo later (due to some prob,it was supposed to be given out today gea)
and behind the photo there is a BUY 1 FREE 1 VOUCHER to dine in JOGOYA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Envy me izit??!!!hehehee I was so shocked when I saw that photo,but so sad,cant get it on the spot,need to wait until they call me to redeem it :(

arghhhhh,Jogoya please call me fast fast,PLEASEEEEEEEE
I wanna hold the voucher on hand and feel the happiness leh keke


Lurve you Jogoya!hope to have this kind of gathering again with you in the future :)

UNIQLO's fault

I promised myself NOT TO SHOPPING after Chinese New Year
and basically I managed to keep my promise....until............YESTERDAY! =(

Yupt! I broke my own promise!
already so damn poor,yet still shopping!
BUT what to do?!the prices were so tempted
If I didn't buy it,I couldn't forgive myself (what a lame excuse rite?!)

Went to KLCC branch UNIQLO to line up there as early as 8.30am in the morning
(erm,my first time lining up for free gift!last time during the new opening at Fahrenheit also didn't go line up leh!)
I never thought I was able to be there,cause it was Friday,and I thought I will be having class but so lucky NO CLASS that day!so I gave myself a holiday~ (shhhhhhh..don't tell others ok!I just tell you guys here only =P)

Get a FREE Uniqlo tote bag for being one of the 100 first customer!
the tote bag is so nice leh!the design I lurve it so much!!!can use it as 'hang gai' bag also

Really so many people leh!I was kinda lucky to find the 'S' size pink color chino shorts pant (yupt is PINK!haha,u didn't see wrongly =P) and also the 'S' size plain color round neck T shirt!Really lucky la!at first I thought I am wearing 'M' size gea,but the 'M' is abit too big for me,after getting out from the fitting room,quick quick went to search for the 'S' size,walao,both the pant and also T shirt were the last one leh!!!!!!!No more already after me!


The price really tooooooo attractive and tempting already!
I couldn't control myself!
Can't blame me for overused it :( thought of just spending RM50 at first,but at the end,I know RM50 budget was mission impossible

But thanks to the Nuffnang!I get the cheque already!at least it helps me lessen my burden

I am really pokai liao now!

p/s: to my friend Keith Leung,can I say I dont want to kongsi to buy the washing machine?!now I dont have enough money for daily living liao :( :(

LESSON.OF.THE.DAY
Don't ever read newspaper!cause once you read it,you will sure know the promo!sure will be like me now :( super BROKE!!!!

Saturday, September 3, 2011

The CHEQUE

After waiting for more than a month,FINALLY it is on it way to my house leh!

last time the cheque kept on pending pending,what need to wait til the end of the month only can send out la

Now wooohoo!the status changed to SENT already!no more pending liao~

my biggest duti raya for my whole life (lolz,don't care la,receiving it around Raya mah,so assume it duit raya la)

can't wait to get the cheque and can't wait to turn the cheque into $$$

p/s: just have a guess what is the digit before the 8 la =P
(but guess correctly also no prize one )


By the way,I am going back to Kuala Lumpur leh tomorrow!
FINALLY!I am going back to KL to meet you le~cant wait for it :)

hopefully tomorrow wont be jam la,if want to jam also wait me reach KL already only start jam-ing la.
let me have a very 'butter' journey back to KL (I don't want jam,I want smooth)

Friday, September 2, 2011

After so many years,I am back!

Just now went to my neighborhood-First Garden pasar malam

(the time still very early when I went there,so there was no many ppl that time)

N years didn't go to the pasar malam already (since I entered matriculation) I think at least more than 5 years already...

I am missing the 'chao guo tiao' aka 'chao lo bak gou' there....
I am missing the steam groundnuts there....
I am missing the 'cou tofu' there....
I am missing the 'wo piang' there....
ALOT ALOT more~~

and finally I get to eat all of this tonight!!!
now all of them all inside my stomach~awwwwww,satisfying ^^


Monday, August 29, 2011

预言?!

今早我去保险公司问关于保险的东东一下
但问完了,没买因为要跟爸爸讨论先,所以就回家咯

不知道是不是老天爷要暗示我买保险酱,差不多到家的时候,差一点就发生车祸了!
瓦老eh,妈的摩多车你不要你的命,也不要叫我来陪你啦!
哪里有摩多从右边割车的?!妈的鸡白你

我都已经打好signal要弯右边了,看到对面没车,就没打算停就弯了
忽然间后面有辆很快的摩多车要从右边割我!喂,你是不是盲的?!有看到我的signal吗?!
好惊险!我还听到他打brek时摩多车轮子跟地上的磨擦声,我心想没了,这次完蛋了,他肯定要反摩多了,我的车butt肯定没了!
但还好他的技术还蛮好,来得及从我车后面闪去左边~phew,我的车得救了
真是条笨7,害我的心都差点跳出来!

想想是时候买保险了。。。。

Sunday, August 28, 2011

after eating durian Buffet~~~

这几天我一直放屁
一天放几粒这么多
粒粒都有一种特别臭的味道!一样的味道
有这么巧,我星期五刚刚吃了榴莲buffet!
所以我来了一个结论~~

》原来吃了榴莲buffet后,人是会不停的放屁 (就像吃了番薯酱)
而且放的屁都是有种特别的味道!

不相信我?
你可以试试看去吃榴莲buffet,包你放屁放到你怕!哈哈

p/s: didnt post this in fb or tweet cause dont want so many ppl see it :P only 有缘人 can see this LOL

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Holiday leh~~~



I am back to my home sweetest home leh

Purposely choose to start my journey at 6.30am from serdang there,entered highway at 7am to avoid the jam

BUT really 'one mountain higher than another mountain' (一山还比一山高),people are clever than me!they started the journey earlier than me leh!
As I thought ystd,maybe there will be traffic jam also although so early because most probably Malays are going back right after the Sahur time!and I am right!
It was so scary leh right after I passed the Duta toll,so many carsssssss leh,and what I saw was a sea of red lights in front of me!somemore got raining.....
really JAM JAM JAM!!!!maximum speed 60km/h in highway leh!frustrating~

But thank GOD,the rain stopped after awhile and the traffic became smooth again,and at least can speed til 100-110km/h la =P

total journey,2.5hour from Duta tol til Simpang Pulai tol,quite exceptable :)

Had my FIRST breakfast at Ipoh after 10weeks didn't come back
my favorite pork mee!yummy yummy~

and had my FIRST home cooked lunch tooooooo after didn't try it for 10weeks!
mama's cook always the best!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

30min bus trip @.@

I just went for a MyanmarPhilipino 40min trips today!

a very unforgetable experience
very torturing experience as well

I was inside a bus (from Pudu station),was on the way back to Serdang
with the whole bus full with those Myanmar and Philipino guys,I was like a traveler who travelled to their country taking the bus there....all alone,with all those alien language throughout the 40min journey!they talked so much,but I couldn't really understand even one word from them zzzzzzz

(Ello,today is Thursday only loh,you all sama-sama mogok kerja ke?!no need work ar?!why suddenly all so free sitting in the bus so happily ar?)

Somemore the whole bus was like sandwish!the bus full house already,the driver still wanna let more people to enter!until there were more than 20ppl standing!just imagine how packed inside the bus,we were all so closed to each others!their buttock rubbing on my buttock,rub here rub there,yuackx!so geli!!!!!!!!and all the guys who standing there trying to show off their macho ketiak (armpit) hair by grabbing the handle!I nearly faint because of the aroma of their machoness!

Luckily I was standing right beside the radio,and those songs which played were English song,at least I still felt like 'Yeah,I am still at Malaysia now!'
If not, I think I am going to be mad already!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Just a simple word-SORRY =)


A very very meaningful video indeed!
people nowadays just didn't really apologize for what they had did wrongly
if U really realized that u are wrong,just say sorry,it wont kill u wat..what so difficult leh?!because of wanna to jaga muka?!
but I gonna admit too,sometime,I didn't apologize too altho I knew I was wrong (cause there are some particular person who I don't feel like wanna say sorry to) altho I know it is kinda lame reason...but my heart just didnt allow me to say the word out..
to all of my friends,I know I am kinda mean sometime in some aspect,teasing u bald head la,teasing u why u got so many pimple la,teasing u why u so fat,and etc etc....I am really sorry for that,my mouth is kinda bitchie I know it!sorry...
BUT that is also the reason why u all like me right?!hehe,being a true friend,teasing each others without 'boundary' LOLz...just sometime I shouldn't tease over the limit
(I will try to control abit la next time....)

Okie~~being guiltiness over liao!hahahaa
gonna cont tease u all already!

p/s: and I wanna emphasize again,karma will turn turn turn and turn back to us one
everytime after I teased ppl why u got so many pimples one,then the next day I get a huge 'volcano' on the tip on my nose d!same goes to bald head and fat,I am getting more n more hair loss and fat already compared to last time :( haiz....KARMA ar KARMA......

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Alexis Pavlova



It had been agesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I didn't go to Alexis leh

missing the cakes there so much!!!
last time I tried Tiramisu cake there,it was superb!
(during Suen's birthday last year)


and this time I tried Pavlova
OM~I was totally in heaven leh!
the taste of the cake just ngam ngam sweet with the combination of the 2 types of cream in it
Lurve it so muchie~
You should try it next time!Believe me
(but of coz the price also 'NOT BAD' la...haha)

I want that cake during my birthday toooo!Pavlova and tiramisu 'mang sui'~~

Friday, August 19, 2011

The reason behind>>>

(just a crappy post again,no mood to post some high-fi things LOL)

nowadays many ppl posting this as their facebook status>>

"NEVER believe in 3 people : Sagittarius, Aries, Pisces. They are the most selfish and mean.

NEVER lose 3 people : Taurus, Cancer, Capricorn. They are the most sincere and true lovers.

NEVER leave 3 people : Virgo, Libra, Scorpio. They can keep secrets, friendship , and they can see your tears.

NEVER reject 3 people : Leo, Gemini, Aquarius .They are true, honest friends.
"

Now only I realized why I am still single now :(
Because I am A.R.I.E.S la!!!!
Because of this stupid analysis la,ppl keep on saying that Aries is not trust-able la, Aries very mean la ,like to cheat ppl in relationship,never really put true love in a relationship
One word for Aries-PLAYBOY!

I am SAD loh,no wonder no ppl want me la
I very good one,I where got mean jek?(evil smile)
see I got so many friendssss also know that I am trust-able person la,who said Aries is selfish?! (only selfish to certain people jek mah,neh those who see his front hate his back 看他前面憎他后面)

Monday, August 15, 2011

I SERIOUSLY NEED a vacation!
I SERIOUSLY NEED a fullstop from the study stuff already!
I SERIOUSLY NEED one day to ban leng leng to take lengzai photoss!
I SERIOUSLY NEED to change my Facebook profile picture already!
I SERIOUSLY NEED a toufu fah now!(saw my housemate eating it~hungry)
I SERIOUSLY NEED to go back to Ipoh! (nearly 2months didnt go back)


Sunday, August 14, 2011

Volka+Apple Juice=Superb

Just know that Volka+Apple juice is the best!!!!

Last time tried Volka plus coke,Volka plus 100plus,all also so so nia,not so nice
But tonight I tried Volka plus apple juice,memang superb!

too bad,just can drink abit jek,cause need to drive back just now :(

Everytime after drinking,sure got roadblock one
I also dont know why,but of course I will pretend like very 'seng' like that,look at the police (eye to eye) like an innocent guy :D
only those coward,after doing some wrong things will afraid to look at the police,then at the end kena blocked and ask to test for the urine,and woolah,off he goes to lokap!muahaha
that why I am so lucky,everytime drink,everytime also got roadblock and everytime also lucky get through :)
(coi,don't curse me if u are reading this,sure ppl said I very lansi LOL)


Thursday, August 11, 2011

我的roommate

(献给我的‘亲爱’的roommate)

可怜他回来没得上网
因为我们在大学上网是要有account的,但申请这account的日子早早就过去了
(都只能怪他自己啦,谁叫他开学到现在8个星期了都没回过来)
但算他好运啦,其中一个housemate看他可怜,所以给了他他的account用来上网一下

多谢你哦roommate,
都是因为你太为我着想了,从不会来过夜所以我这8个星期都能享受一个人的生活

今天我roommate是这8个星期回来过夜的第一晚
晚餐时间终于到了,我可怜的roommate变得更加可怜了
谁叫我这么不好,说不跟你好就不跟你好,说在facebook block你就真的block你了
你一定觉得我是个很不好很衰的人 (我的确实啊,我不否认)
既然我们无缘做朋友,你就被逼要挨饿了咯
谁又叫我是负责跟外面uncle订晚餐的那个呢?!大学里的食堂也要跟你作对,不要开店
害得你又不能跟我订晚餐,又没得在食堂打包吃,只能可怜地挨面包吃罢了

我的roommate啊
有时我很佩服你的咯,是真的!
佩服你的皮肤抵抗力超强!
你把你的毛巾挂在那张椅子上都挂了几个月了,又没洗过
从上个学期放假就挂挂挂,挂到现在开学第8个星期了,你今天回来都还敢用它
哇!!!抵抗力真好咯,从来没有被那十年不洗一次的毛巾细菌感染过,GENG!
下体那个小弟弟还这么健康(有点怀疑)
但有一点真的是值得被赞扬的-那就是你好环保哦
用完了那毛巾,又不用洗,又挂回去,又再用过,(循环几十遍)真的好环保

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

是但ism by gag 姐

Saw this in facebook
and I found it interesting!!!!

nowadays ppl really getting more and more zidanlism
(including me loh :P)

This gag姐very geng one,sometime i really 'pui fuk' her(or him) LOL
hope you enjoy this video


(must watch until the end!!!!)
now only I realized there is really a song with lyrics inside wor!hahaha
「是但啦!算數啦!唔煩你啦!」

next time go sing K can search for this 'zidanlism' song already!

「是但啦!算數啦!唔煩你啦!」

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

我就知道是有问题
但我是假装不知道,不想去过问

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Eason Chan's Concert!


So UNFAIR!!!!

my sister get to go to Eason Chan's concert ystd night FREE OF CHARGE leh!!!!!!!!

walao eh,so lucky loh her,her company get 10 free VIP tickets from the Tune Talk,she got 2 ticket,one for her loh,one for her bf

Sad>>she din give one to me =(

she said the ticket worth RM4++ one!
can shake hand with Eason somemore!

envy die me
(although I am not his fan la,maybe just know one or 2 songs from him,BUT it is FREE leh!)

Viagra pen

my friends went to a sex-talk at Hilton today,and get an ... on Twitpic <----- Click here for pic

walao!just went to a sex talk,and get a free Viagra d!so worth for it loh

should have asked him to take a few more pen for me leh!!
(in case if I need it in the future,lolz)

btw,it is creative to insert the pill at the end of the pen

LURVE it!


Sunday, July 31, 2011

is my dad BIG DAY


DADDY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

honestly I was not a good boy last time
cause I never say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my dad
when I was young when I was still a kids,I never wish my dad
when I grew older, I studied at other state and so I just SMS my dad to wish him
I NEVER wish him by mouth (feel ashamed of myself actually)

BUT this year,I called my dad and I WISH HIM BY MOUTH!!!!

although it was just a simple word,but I guess it meant alot for my daddy =)

my sisters they all already went to celebrated my dad's birthday few days ago

went to eat big!walao!6ppl ate RM240.82 leh!!!!!roughly RM40 per pax!!

and all paid by my elder sister!

so clever loh my sister,went to eat big and treat everyone without me!!!

I don't care~ when I back to hometown,sure I will ask my sister to treat me eat BIG BIG one XP

My dilemma

a song recommended by my friend

not so really like her

but somehow I love the song once I saw the lyrics
(honestly I am just attracted by the lyrics only,not the singer nor the song)




(one of my friend said he doesn't really like Selena Gomez to sing 'yum 歌' lolz,dont know how to direct translate the 'yum',just try your best to get what it mean la ^^ )

p/s:i dont think this is considered as 'yum 歌' la...lolz

Saturday, July 30, 2011

梦?!我不知道

我应该继续发白日梦吗?
还是那根本就不是梦,而是真的?!
我真的分不清
》》》》
如果真的是梦,但我还是很享受发梦的那一刻
可以继续吗?
可以让我梦想成真吗。。。
不想一次又一次的美梦破碎。。。


Thursday, July 28, 2011

The Lord Of The VAGINAL Ring


hooray!!!
this morning I went to join the clinic again
joined Dr Shaheeda and Dr Su's clinic
Both of them really so nice~~how I wish next time one of them will be my MO leh when I am doing my housemanship after I graduated
but Dr Su will be going to Hospital Manjung already after Raya
will I get the same hospital with her in the future?!wondering :) :)
Today as usual I thought it will be another unproductive day for me
but so unexpected,it turned out to be a very PRODUCTIVE day for me

I asked Dr Su to allow me to insert the ring pessary for one patient,and she agreed!hooray!
(is a ring which inserted into the vaginal to prevent the uterine prolapse one)
really excited that time!but abit nervous also~~cause first time mah altho the patient was an 'ah mah' hahahathinking there,oh shit,if I insert the pessary into a wrong hole then how ar??if I cant find the hole leh how ar?!so stupid izit??LOL

the insertion was abit difficult la,cause it was difficult to fold the ring into '8' shape,somemore with the KY jelly on it,so slipper, but at the end I still managed to insert it at the second trial!
so proud of myself for inserting 'The Lord of the Vaginal Ring' successfully!!!
(hopefully it wont fall off tmr la LOL)

I am very professional and skillful already in inserting the ring~
anyone who has uterus prolapse can call me for helping u :) or if u want insert it suka suka by me also no prob! XP

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

crappy unproductive day~~

Another crappy day today!
arghhhhh,I had been crappy for 2 days continuously already >.<
reached hospital at 7.30am,waiting for the class at 10am,but then suddenly get a call from doctor to cancel the class cause she was not feeling well,guess what,that time was 9am only!
ohmygawd!purposely went to hosp that early for class one mah,and she told us no class d
ystd also same,same doctor and same situation class cancelled
this doctor really the biggest 'fei kei wong' loh~~~

so I went to clinic to lepak myself there loh,go chit chat with the MO there
stayed at the clinic till 11.30am,went to had my lunch and as usual waited for the bus to go back to college

walao!I waited there since 12pm leh,guess what time the bus arrived?!
someone called the driver and the driver said he was coming that time.so we waited loh...
BUT then we waited til 2pm leh also no bus yet!!!!!!
really very dulan the bus driver loh!from Serdang there to HKL where got need so long oo!
ello,you thought I am 3 yo kid ar?!F*CK u la!sure you go somewhere else eat snake before coming to fetch us!

At the end,reached my room at 2.40pm!

I swear to myself,I won't smile at you anymore next time when I board your bus!
herg!*dulan-ing*