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Monday, August 29, 2011

预言?!

今早我去保险公司问关于保险的东东一下
但问完了,没买因为要跟爸爸讨论先,所以就回家咯

不知道是不是老天爷要暗示我买保险酱,差不多到家的时候,差一点就发生车祸了!
瓦老eh,妈的摩多车你不要你的命,也不要叫我来陪你啦!
哪里有摩多从右边割车的?!妈的鸡白你

我都已经打好signal要弯右边了,看到对面没车,就没打算停就弯了
忽然间后面有辆很快的摩多车要从右边割我!喂,你是不是盲的?!有看到我的signal吗?!
好惊险!我还听到他打brek时摩多车轮子跟地上的磨擦声,我心想没了,这次完蛋了,他肯定要反摩多了,我的车butt肯定没了!
但还好他的技术还蛮好,来得及从我车后面闪去左边~phew,我的车得救了
真是条笨7,害我的心都差点跳出来!

想想是时候买保险了。。。。

Sunday, August 28, 2011

after eating durian Buffet~~~

这几天我一直放屁
一天放几粒这么多
粒粒都有一种特别臭的味道!一样的味道
有这么巧,我星期五刚刚吃了榴莲buffet!
所以我来了一个结论~~

》原来吃了榴莲buffet后,人是会不停的放屁 (就像吃了番薯酱)
而且放的屁都是有种特别的味道!

不相信我?
你可以试试看去吃榴莲buffet,包你放屁放到你怕!哈哈

p/s: didnt post this in fb or tweet cause dont want so many ppl see it :P only 有缘人 can see this LOL

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Holiday leh~~~



I am back to my home sweetest home leh

Purposely choose to start my journey at 6.30am from serdang there,entered highway at 7am to avoid the jam

BUT really 'one mountain higher than another mountain' (一山还比一山高),people are clever than me!they started the journey earlier than me leh!
As I thought ystd,maybe there will be traffic jam also although so early because most probably Malays are going back right after the Sahur time!and I am right!
It was so scary leh right after I passed the Duta toll,so many carsssssss leh,and what I saw was a sea of red lights in front of me!somemore got raining.....
really JAM JAM JAM!!!!maximum speed 60km/h in highway leh!frustrating~

But thank GOD,the rain stopped after awhile and the traffic became smooth again,and at least can speed til 100-110km/h la =P

total journey,2.5hour from Duta tol til Simpang Pulai tol,quite exceptable :)

Had my FIRST breakfast at Ipoh after 10weeks didn't come back
my favorite pork mee!yummy yummy~

and had my FIRST home cooked lunch tooooooo after didn't try it for 10weeks!
mama's cook always the best!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

30min bus trip @.@

I just went for a MyanmarPhilipino 40min trips today!

a very unforgetable experience
very torturing experience as well

I was inside a bus (from Pudu station),was on the way back to Serdang
with the whole bus full with those Myanmar and Philipino guys,I was like a traveler who travelled to their country taking the bus there....all alone,with all those alien language throughout the 40min journey!they talked so much,but I couldn't really understand even one word from them zzzzzzz

(Ello,today is Thursday only loh,you all sama-sama mogok kerja ke?!no need work ar?!why suddenly all so free sitting in the bus so happily ar?)

Somemore the whole bus was like sandwish!the bus full house already,the driver still wanna let more people to enter!until there were more than 20ppl standing!just imagine how packed inside the bus,we were all so closed to each others!their buttock rubbing on my buttock,rub here rub there,yuackx!so geli!!!!!!!!and all the guys who standing there trying to show off their macho ketiak (armpit) hair by grabbing the handle!I nearly faint because of the aroma of their machoness!

Luckily I was standing right beside the radio,and those songs which played were English song,at least I still felt like 'Yeah,I am still at Malaysia now!'
If not, I think I am going to be mad already!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Just a simple word-SORRY =)


A very very meaningful video indeed!
people nowadays just didn't really apologize for what they had did wrongly
if U really realized that u are wrong,just say sorry,it wont kill u wat..what so difficult leh?!because of wanna to jaga muka?!
but I gonna admit too,sometime,I didn't apologize too altho I knew I was wrong (cause there are some particular person who I don't feel like wanna say sorry to) altho I know it is kinda lame reason...but my heart just didnt allow me to say the word out..
to all of my friends,I know I am kinda mean sometime in some aspect,teasing u bald head la,teasing u why u got so many pimple la,teasing u why u so fat,and etc etc....I am really sorry for that,my mouth is kinda bitchie I know it!sorry...
BUT that is also the reason why u all like me right?!hehe,being a true friend,teasing each others without 'boundary' LOLz...just sometime I shouldn't tease over the limit
(I will try to control abit la next time....)

Okie~~being guiltiness over liao!hahahaa
gonna cont tease u all already!

p/s: and I wanna emphasize again,karma will turn turn turn and turn back to us one
everytime after I teased ppl why u got so many pimples one,then the next day I get a huge 'volcano' on the tip on my nose d!same goes to bald head and fat,I am getting more n more hair loss and fat already compared to last time :( haiz....KARMA ar KARMA......

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Alexis Pavlova



It had been agesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I didn't go to Alexis leh

missing the cakes there so much!!!
last time I tried Tiramisu cake there,it was superb!
(during Suen's birthday last year)


and this time I tried Pavlova
OM~I was totally in heaven leh!
the taste of the cake just ngam ngam sweet with the combination of the 2 types of cream in it
Lurve it so muchie~
You should try it next time!Believe me
(but of coz the price also 'NOT BAD' la...haha)

I want that cake during my birthday toooo!Pavlova and tiramisu 'mang sui'~~

Friday, August 19, 2011

The reason behind>>>

(just a crappy post again,no mood to post some high-fi things LOL)

nowadays many ppl posting this as their facebook status>>

"NEVER believe in 3 people : Sagittarius, Aries, Pisces. They are the most selfish and mean.

NEVER lose 3 people : Taurus, Cancer, Capricorn. They are the most sincere and true lovers.

NEVER leave 3 people : Virgo, Libra, Scorpio. They can keep secrets, friendship , and they can see your tears.

NEVER reject 3 people : Leo, Gemini, Aquarius .They are true, honest friends.
"

Now only I realized why I am still single now :(
Because I am A.R.I.E.S la!!!!
Because of this stupid analysis la,ppl keep on saying that Aries is not trust-able la, Aries very mean la ,like to cheat ppl in relationship,never really put true love in a relationship
One word for Aries-PLAYBOY!

I am SAD loh,no wonder no ppl want me la
I very good one,I where got mean jek?(evil smile)
see I got so many friendssss also know that I am trust-able person la,who said Aries is selfish?! (only selfish to certain people jek mah,neh those who see his front hate his back 看他前面憎他后面)

Monday, August 15, 2011

I SERIOUSLY NEED a vacation!
I SERIOUSLY NEED a fullstop from the study stuff already!
I SERIOUSLY NEED one day to ban leng leng to take lengzai photoss!
I SERIOUSLY NEED to change my Facebook profile picture already!
I SERIOUSLY NEED a toufu fah now!(saw my housemate eating it~hungry)
I SERIOUSLY NEED to go back to Ipoh! (nearly 2months didnt go back)


Sunday, August 14, 2011

Volka+Apple Juice=Superb

Just know that Volka+Apple juice is the best!!!!

Last time tried Volka plus coke,Volka plus 100plus,all also so so nia,not so nice
But tonight I tried Volka plus apple juice,memang superb!

too bad,just can drink abit jek,cause need to drive back just now :(

Everytime after drinking,sure got roadblock one
I also dont know why,but of course I will pretend like very 'seng' like that,look at the police (eye to eye) like an innocent guy :D
only those coward,after doing some wrong things will afraid to look at the police,then at the end kena blocked and ask to test for the urine,and woolah,off he goes to lokap!muahaha
that why I am so lucky,everytime drink,everytime also got roadblock and everytime also lucky get through :)
(coi,don't curse me if u are reading this,sure ppl said I very lansi LOL)


Thursday, August 11, 2011

我的roommate

(献给我的‘亲爱’的roommate)

可怜他回来没得上网
因为我们在大学上网是要有account的,但申请这account的日子早早就过去了
(都只能怪他自己啦,谁叫他开学到现在8个星期了都没回过来)
但算他好运啦,其中一个housemate看他可怜,所以给了他他的account用来上网一下

多谢你哦roommate,
都是因为你太为我着想了,从不会来过夜所以我这8个星期都能享受一个人的生活

今天我roommate是这8个星期回来过夜的第一晚
晚餐时间终于到了,我可怜的roommate变得更加可怜了
谁叫我这么不好,说不跟你好就不跟你好,说在facebook block你就真的block你了
你一定觉得我是个很不好很衰的人 (我的确实啊,我不否认)
既然我们无缘做朋友,你就被逼要挨饿了咯
谁又叫我是负责跟外面uncle订晚餐的那个呢?!大学里的食堂也要跟你作对,不要开店
害得你又不能跟我订晚餐,又没得在食堂打包吃,只能可怜地挨面包吃罢了

我的roommate啊
有时我很佩服你的咯,是真的!
佩服你的皮肤抵抗力超强!
你把你的毛巾挂在那张椅子上都挂了几个月了,又没洗过
从上个学期放假就挂挂挂,挂到现在开学第8个星期了,你今天回来都还敢用它
哇!!!抵抗力真好咯,从来没有被那十年不洗一次的毛巾细菌感染过,GENG!
下体那个小弟弟还这么健康(有点怀疑)
但有一点真的是值得被赞扬的-那就是你好环保哦
用完了那毛巾,又不用洗,又挂回去,又再用过,(循环几十遍)真的好环保

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

是但ism by gag 姐

Saw this in facebook
and I found it interesting!!!!

nowadays ppl really getting more and more zidanlism
(including me loh :P)

This gag姐very geng one,sometime i really 'pui fuk' her(or him) LOL
hope you enjoy this video


(must watch until the end!!!!)
now only I realized there is really a song with lyrics inside wor!hahaha
「是但啦!算數啦!唔煩你啦!」

next time go sing K can search for this 'zidanlism' song already!

「是但啦!算數啦!唔煩你啦!」

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

我就知道是有问题
但我是假装不知道,不想去过问

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Eason Chan's Concert!


So UNFAIR!!!!

my sister get to go to Eason Chan's concert ystd night FREE OF CHARGE leh!!!!!!!!

walao eh,so lucky loh her,her company get 10 free VIP tickets from the Tune Talk,she got 2 ticket,one for her loh,one for her bf

Sad>>she din give one to me =(

she said the ticket worth RM4++ one!
can shake hand with Eason somemore!

envy die me
(although I am not his fan la,maybe just know one or 2 songs from him,BUT it is FREE leh!)

Viagra pen

my friends went to a sex-talk at Hilton today,and get an ... on Twitpic <----- Click here for pic

walao!just went to a sex talk,and get a free Viagra d!so worth for it loh

should have asked him to take a few more pen for me leh!!
(in case if I need it in the future,lolz)

btw,it is creative to insert the pill at the end of the pen

LURVE it!