Air Kepala and Lehai

Few days ago,I went to yumcha with my friends

there was a guy there,called as Alex,who was a friend of my friends

He was so damn funny!

He was not from normal malay or english educated school,he was from 新纪元 (school where classes were conducted TOTALLY with Mandarin there,STRAIGHTLY no BAHASA MALAYSIA)

At first we didn't know that his Bahasa Malaysia (BM) was so poor

until the time when the mamak stall abang came to calculate the money from each of us,and the funny story started!

Mamak Abang: Apa kamu order?

Alex: mee goreng ayam, erm......

Then he asked me softly,what is this drink called ar?(and he was pointing at the coconut drink he ordered)

when I wanted to tell him the answer,suddenly I heard something popped out from his mouth!

Alex: ...dan.....air KEPALA!

(we were all burst into laughter after hearing that!really LMAO leh!wtf air kelapa change to air KEPALA!@.@ Even the abang also stared at him with a weird eye!)

after that we kept on asking him about BM words..

he answered 'kaki' for finger, 'leha' for neck, and many more!really funny!

then my friend said what 'leha' la,u want 'le-hai' (something vulgar la in cantonese,if only u get it LOL) izit??!!

and so we created a funny sentence from him>>

'Saya minum AIR KEPALA, sebab itu LEHAI saya sakit!'

Really the joke of the day!!