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Friday, May 6, 2011

Hope U enjoy this :)

Last Wednesday I went to Times Square to catch up with a friend

so it was like a normal outing with friend,that time was 2.40pm
we bought 'The Roommate' movie tickets which showed at 3.40pm
so there was 1 hour for us to lepak before entering the cinema

SUDDENLY I felt like stomachache
and the 'choc' (to be polite) was about to come out already!

BUT when i thought of
"aiyerrrr,Times Square's toilet so dirty,
dont feel like wanna do it here la"

So I told my friend
"wei,how about we go to Pavilion loh'
the toilet there more clean and sophisticated leh! XD
somemore we got 1 hour time mah,so lets go!"

so we walked to Pavilion
when I reached the Sg Wang,omg!the 'choc' was tooo excited already
cannot tahan already,will be coming out anytime!
BUT the problem is,I WAS AT Sg WANG!!!!!
NO.WAY.I'M.GONNA.TO.DO.IT.THERE

I speed up my walking and we reached Fahrenheit
then when I was about to enter Fahrenheit,I saw Pavilion just a few step more across the road
thinking that "aiyerr,just a few steps more,why dont just cross the road leh?!"
So,I crossed the road,and when I reached the main door of Pavilion
time time really S.H.I.T already!
the urge to defecate really so extreme until I couldn't tahan anymore!
I.RAN.TO.THE.TOILET.WITH.A.FLASH.SPEED
and right after I took off my pant,the 'choc' just BURST out like that!

I couldn't imagine what if I late for a min or a second there zzZZzzzZ
sure jia lat loh that time

and so unexpected that,my friend asked me how did I feel after I came out from the toilet
LOL
sure very relief la,abo?!

After the 'tokyo bombing'
ngam ngam 1 hours passed
and needed to rush back to Times Square already for movie
ciao~~

-THE END-

6 comments:

  1. luckily i finished my dinner an hour ago before i read this

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  2. aiyerrrr...I should post this earlier!n hint u to read it before u eat!

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  3. THIS.IS.SO.DISGUSTING.

    Why am I friends with you again?

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  4. no reason to be friend with me ok,haha,everybody just automatically come to me :P blek
    btw,u din bomb tokyo ge meh??u din use toilet ge meh??huiyo,u everyday also doing disgusting thing blek...hahahaa,same same with me

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  5. haha...where got disgusting??next time u can try too!believe me,the feeling of doing it at pavilion really different than that at times or sg wang!it is more comfortable :P

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